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I've decided to stop ranting on this website and move them to a site where thats actually supposed to be done. My new live journal account is under the name

"NihlShroom" so if you have one yourself, hook me up man!

Base pencil sketch of 1 character: 10$
Additional characters : +2 $ each
Back ground: +2$
Digital inking: +2$
Digital coloring: +5$ (and that includes shading and whatnot)

I'll also be doing Collage badge commissions, which look something like this [link]

One badge is 15$

I only accept payments through paypal, and upon receiving said payment, your picture will be up, fesh off the artists table! So if your interested, leave me a note, and be sure to include any information that you think will help me produce the picture YOU want!

Thank you all, and have a pleasant night.

Just bumping that hunger induced rant from a few days ago, also saying I'll be gone for all of next week, so I'll be off of AIM and stuff. Might still Check my DA account if i'm not too fucking high. Anyway, you guys try not to have too much fun without me.

-Nihilist Mushroom

Guess what everyone, I just got done devouring a granny smith apple! i fucking love granny smith apples! it has everything I want in an apple. It's tart, crunchy, juicy, and good for your teeth, much like myself. Okay it's nothing like me, I'm a flavorless fungus, and from now on thats one of my many catch phrases, and if you use it, you'll make me a sad panda. While I'm making a vague, outdated reference to panda's, let ms just tack on that I think pandas are useless animals, and that they should be erased from existence. They're genetic rejects, who make about as much sense as mixing grilled cheese with tomato soup. Wait, thats a bad analogy, grilled cheese, and tomato soup is fucking awesome. Let me try again. They make about as much since as trying to defend an Uwe Boll movie for it's validity and loyalty to the gaming franchise which it's based off of. (Forgive if i spelled his name wrong, but I'm sure no one cares). But I don't want to go on that tirade, as it would be far too easy. Back to the podunk bitches known as Pandas. Why is it every time i hear news about a panda, it's related to one of their young dying. Are panda wombs lined with razor blades or something!? I don't know, but that would make an awesome song name for a metal band. And if the Panda mother does succeed at giving birth, it will most likely eat the little bastard anyway. I've never seen an animal so incompetent, it couldn't propagate itself. And the worst part is is that most human beings try to sympathize with these fucktard simps. Now i have about as much faith in humanity as I have faith in a women behind the wheel of a car, but this decision should be obvious! These animals are fucking moochers! Plain and simple. Well I think it's time to cut them off. If we do, they'll die out, if we don't, they'll still die out, just a lot slower. Come to think of it, I imagine the mother panda kills her young, so it dosen't have to endure the horrible existence of BEING A PANDA! You know what I do like, Polar bears! At least they know how to be a bear! I recently heard the polar bear is going extinct, and I swear, if the polar bear dies before the panda does, I'm going to shove an M80 up my tight, fungal ass, and go out with a bang. Of course people are trying to save them as well, and while i like polar bears, I question why we waist more of our money and recourses when we could just as easily use them on ourselves! I know that sounds selfish, but we can only do so much. Whether it's our fault or not, I don't know, it's tide to so many other factors that are still in debate, and i couldn't give a shit either way. And besides all that, I don't always see the destruction of something as a bad thing. People are quick to label it, because they've been programmed to think in a way that will basically make them more popular. But if you ask me, trying to decide whats right and whats wrong is like trying to cut a granny smith apple in half with a potato peeler. And besides, humans are at the top of the food chain, despite having no real natural defense mechanisms. For whatever reason the force who's existence I don't deny, but believe has no real relevance, made humans smart, and thus allowed us to move to the upper echelons of the animal kingdom, or queendom depending on your outlook on life, right next to the pygmy marmoset, and goblin shark!

Commission info:
Base pencil sketch of 1 character: 10$
Additional characters : +2 $ each
Back ground: +2$
Digital inking: +2$
Digital coloring: +5$ (and that includes shading and whatnot)

I'll also be doing Collage badge commissions, which look something like this [link]

One badge is 15$

I only accept payments through paypal, and upon receiving said payment, your picture will be up, fesh off the artists table! So if your interested, leave me a note, and be sure to include any information that you think will help me produce the picture YOU want!

Thank you all, and have a pleasant night.

I'm currently listening to the remix of "Dancing Mad" by the Black Mages, which is strange, because the Black Mages are fans, and I generally hate anything revolving around Final Fantasy Fandom. Oh if you didn't know, Dancing Mad is the final Boss music from FF 6 and if you didn't know that, it's probably because your jangling Sephiroth's balls too much. Not that I want to get into that argument, cause lets face it, if your arguing with someone over which FF is the best, you might as well throw pies filled with donkey shit and razor blades at each other.The whole thing is bloody pointless!

Onto the next topic, I love Grape juice, but not as much as I love heath bars, and that means a lot considering I'm a nihilist. But nothing pisses me off more than when my grape juice, or my heath bar has been basting in the cruel summer sun for over 3 weeks. And as much as I love heath bars, I despise saying the word "heath", it feels like I'm trying to dry heave up some cat hair. Speaking of cats, my cat is a real bitch. She won't die either, I'm beginning to think she killed my other cats and absorbed their life force in some kind of demonic, yet adorable ritual. She has one eye that never closes, but just films over with that gross under eyelid that cats have. I'm not sure why cats have those, maybe it's to protect their eyes from all the blood that comes gushing out of their victims when they slice them open like a thanksgiving turkey. I know the dead birds in the garage are suppose to be a gift, but i refuse to accept them, because thats the kind of cruel, hateful person I am.

I went to Six Flags recently, and made an astonishing discovery. All Roller coasters are the fucking same. They been the same since their conception, and they'll alway be the same, until someone decides to fund my idea for an anti gravity water park. Not that it matters, because bumper cars are still the shit in my opinion. Sadly on the drive home, I was no longer able to tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and upon having Someone in a bright yellow car approach me, I instantly turned to hit the bastard. In my defense, I was in Maryland, and you know what Maryland drivers? you can go fuck yourselves! I've seen Quadriplegics who had restricted airflow in the womb who have a better understanding of driving than you simps! Not that that idea is applied to all of your daily life practices, just your driving habits. There, I said it, no one wants to say it, but they're all thinking it!

Commission info:
Base pencil sketch of 1 character: 10$
Additional characters : +2 $ each
Back ground: +2$
Digital inking: +2$
Digital coloring: +5$ (and that includes shading and whatnot)

I'll also be doing Collage badge commissions, which look something like this [link]

One badge is 15$

I only accept payments through paypal, and upon receiving said payment, your picture will be up, fesh off the artists table! So if your interested, leave me a note, and be sure to include any information that you think will help me produce the picture YOU want!

Thank you all, and have a pleasant night.

Yes, with three question marks, cause I'm just that curious. Being the out casted, disheveled, poor college art major I am, I decided to use my free time in the summer to do some commissions!

I'll be opening up 3 slots right now (don't want to bite off more than i can chew) so the first three people to note me on that with their offer will get it! Be sure it's in note form,. as it will be easier to keep track of.

Sorry for any inconvenience, but I won't draw porn or fetish pictures. If you've seen my gallery, you know I like to keep that part of my life clean. You'll also notice from any of my fan art pictures that I often take one or two liberties with characters. But don't worry, the spirit of your character will still remain, I promise!!

I'll even throw in a free comical description of your character!

Okay, pricing time!

Base pencil sketch of 1 character: 10$
Additional characters : +2 $ each
Back ground: +2$
Digital inking: +2$
Digital coloring: +5$ (and that includes shading and whatnot)

I'll also be doing Collage badge commissions, which look something like this [link]

One badge is 15$

I only accept payments through paypal, and upon receiving said payment, your picture will be up, fesh off the artists table! So if your interested, leave me a note, and be sure to include any information that you think will help me produce the picture YOU want!

Thank you all, and have a pleasant night.